Millennium Enthusiasts Gifts

A doctor tells an old couple that the man is suffering from the 'Millennium bug'.

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It could never work between us."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Astronaut

Moon and Star

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Nuclear Capacity.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Kim Jong-un

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.