Millennial Voter Pillows

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Captain Millennial

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Man bun tending

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Crybaby Millennials

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven