Millennial Magic Users Pillows

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

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Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'