Milkman Aficionado Prints

'Oi pal, did you spill my pint?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"They’re real."

A Tit for Tat.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Cow and Milk

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Spilled Milk

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'