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'Oi pal, did you spill my pint?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Cow and Milk

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Spilled Milk

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .