Milkmen Prints

'Due to more government cuts, they were asked to supply their own uniforms.'

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

High Riders of the Old West

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Pull the udder one

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Cow and Milk

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"..Not cloudy all day."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."