Milkmen Mugs

'Due to more government cuts, they were asked to supply their own uniforms.'

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

High Riders of the Old West

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Pull the udder one

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Cow and Milk

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"How almond milk is made"

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'