Milkmaid Prints

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

Swiss Cheese Cow

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

'These cold mornings I just wish she'd warm her hands first!'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cook and her Maids

Tilly Slowboy

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Cow and Milk

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

In the art gallery

Fishy tail.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Saying Grace.

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Welcome to the United States."

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Culinary Culture.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman