Military Plant Lover T-Shirts

"Grow!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Military Medals

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Mantis Love

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Gardening#2

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'That plant food really works!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.