Military Hobbyist T-Shirts

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Launch the surgical strike!"

March of the Ducklings

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Vladimir Putin.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Generals medals

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry