Military Hobbyist T-Shirts

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Launch the surgical strike!"

March of the Ducklings

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Michael Caine

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

We Don't Know Much

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Vladimir Putin.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Oooops!

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Eye Off the Ball

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Lemming Boot Camp"