Military Plant Lover Mugs

"Grow!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Military Medals

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Mantis Love

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Gardening#2

'That plant food really works!'

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

A Venus cow trap.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'