Military Machinery Aficionado T-Shirts

The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Crane fishing

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Oooops!

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."