Military Machinery Aficionado Gifts

The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Crane fishing

Michael Caine

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Vladimir Putin.

We Don't Know Much

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Eye Off the Ball

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'