Military Vehicle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Baby pram as a tank

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Michael Caine

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'