Military Logistics Personnel Gifts

"No little boy. An army doesn't travel on my stomach. An army travels on its stomach."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'At ease, soldier.'

Military style hedgehog

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Totalitarian Humour

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'