Military Logistics Specialist Gifts

Soldier dragging tins around

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"International trade"

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Drone Baby Delivery

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

You Shouldn't Have

Undersized Load

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Ad Valorem

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"