Military Logistics Personnel Mugs

"No little boy. An army doesn't travel on my stomach. An army travels on its stomach."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'At ease, soldier.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Military style hedgehog