Logistics Staff Mugs

This end up - You idiot.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Multi-tasking.

'These are job perks.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Busy office.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

The role of administration.

Brainstorm in progress.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Heavy meals on wheels

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It