Military Life Analyst Gifts

'Well, here's one who doesn't like a parade.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Crap from the future.

That's What Happens

Intolerable

Defence Cutbacks.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Modern Life Blues

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Thinker

Invade/Fail/Deny

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Library Geoge W. Bush

US fears missile competition.

Dictators Consuming the World

US strike on Syria.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

The Grim map of Iraq.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Memo Mania

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'