Military Intelligence Analyst Gifts

Secrecy from within the Pentagon

The Anti-Agent

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Thinker

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Library Geoge W. Bush

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

US fears missile competition.