Military Hierarchy Pillows

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments