Military Hierarchy Gifts

Looking for a gift related to the military hierarchy? Our collection offers funny, thoughtful items that honor rank and service with a playful edge. Ideal for those who respect the chain of command but like to have a little fun with authority.

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'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.' mockup

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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Neo-International Law

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

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Servicemen.

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'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.' mockup

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...' mockup

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

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"Postwar is hell."

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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops. mockup

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones." mockup

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

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"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!" mockup

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

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Military Medals

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'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.' mockup

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

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WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills mockup

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.' mockup

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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A Hard Look At Hard Looks

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"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by." mockup

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail) mockup

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat." mockup

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

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"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23." mockup

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.' mockup

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

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'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.' mockup

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

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"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified." mockup

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

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Trump

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Military Hierarchy Gifts Collection

Military Hierarchy Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the military hierarchy, perfect for officers, collectors, and anyone who loves military humor in the kitchen.

Military Hierarchy Pillows

Bring humor into your space with pillows that feature witty tributes to military hierarchy and leadership.

Military Hierarchy Prints

Browse our prints that artistically depict military ranks with a humorous flair, perfect for home or office decor.

Military Hierarchy T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that showcase playful takes on military ranks, ideal for casual wear and military events.