Corporate Hierarchies Gifts

"The man who manages the worker."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Workers family tree.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'I'm looking for someone to keep the blood off my hands.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

Puppet workers.

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'