Corporate Hierarchy Pillows

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

"It's true you're chairman of the board, but let's not forget who's king!"

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"The boss' wife is the VP."

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I made it the old-fashioned way. I'm the boss' son.'

'Now that you've risen to second in command of this company, Oswald, remember just one thing. To me you're still just a flunky.'

Who's that little one down there?

Boss with various animal heads on wall, one is a man.

Boardroom seating etiquette - Body Odour

The 'Kick 'Em Upstairs' Policy Comes Back To Haunt Yomp. Inc.

"The boss will see you now."

"The unions are ALWAYS moaning about the amount top management get paid. They don't understand the stress involved in dealing with HUGE, MASSIVE amounts of money!"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Workers family tree.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'I'm looking for someone to keep the blood off my hands.'