Military Ethics Enthusiast Gifts

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

Lost around a military base.

"Moulting"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'