Military Ethics Enthusiast Mugs

WikiLeaks: Torture allegations.

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable