Military Comedy Lover Pillows

"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Ad Valorem

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Emperor of Irony

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

US Camouflage School

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Beware of the dog.