Military Comedy Lover Prints

"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

At a Country House

Your Country Needs MOO!

Banting in the Yeomanry

Ad Valorem

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

The Emperor of Irony

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'