Military Band Member Pillows

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Filling the Missile Gap

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Double Saxophone

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

The return of the four sheepskins

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Rock On

The Little Drummer Boy.