Band Member Pillows

Things that bands can do

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

She always had her flute... just in case.

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

Rock On

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

The Little Drummer Boy.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

Pianist Fraud

"God...I hate elevator music."

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"That was great - let's run through that again."

Tuba with a bird's nest in it.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Serpent Instrument player

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

"I think they're a cover band."

Double Saxophone