Band Member Gifts

Things that bands can do

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

EWE 2.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Rock On

She always had her flute... just in case.

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'

'What the...?! Oh, for cryin' out loud! BIGTONYSALLKAZOOPOLKABAND.COM is already taken as a domain name!'

Pianist Fraud

Nick Cave

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

Tuba with a bird's nest in it.

Serpent Instrument player

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"That was great - let's run through that again."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."