Military Music Enthusiast Pillows

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'

'I have to play taps in 5 minutes and I cannot find the CD.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Oooops!

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Eye Off the Ball

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."