Military Alliance Fan Gifts

Paragraph 5 in the NATO-treaty is often called the Musketeer Paragraph.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'I envisioned something more robust'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Really big bang

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Brooklyn.

The Trench-Sealer

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Charles de Gaulle

Billards.

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.