Military Alliance Fan Gifts

Paragraph 5 in the NATO-treaty is often called the Musketeer Paragraph.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Memo Mania

'I envisioned something more robust'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Really big bang

Brooklyn.

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Memo Mania

The Trench-Sealer

Trump's Big Parade

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Charles de Gaulle

Billards.

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"Great News - we've secured an MOD contract to supply the Falklands Defence Force!"

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City