Midwinter Celebration Gifts

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Snowman of the Apes

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Rock and Roll

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Little girl skiing.

Angels making snow humans

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Don't even think about it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."