Midwinter Celebration Pillows

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Rock and Roll

Glyndebourne

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Little girl skiing.

"Don't even think about it."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Angels making snow humans