Midwestern Muncher Gifts

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Full English Breakfast.

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Cemetery Pie"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'