Midnight Swing Aficionados Pillows

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"Do you ever think of getting married?"