Midnight Swing Aficionados Pillows

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Golfers lost on the road

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"How does this make you feel?"

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).