Midnight Oil Burners Gifts

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Institute for Continuous Research (all-niters our specialty)

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Working Late

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Bedside Manna.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

Diet Enforcer

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.