Midnight Oil Burners Prints

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Institute for Continuous Research (all-niters our specialty)

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Working Late

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Bedside Manna.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

Diet Enforcer