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"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Cook and her Maids

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Saying Grace.

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

In the art gallery

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Welcome to the United States."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Cinderella mopping up

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Culinary Culture.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Vanity artist

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

"You guys going to help out or what?" "Nah." "Doubt it." "Tra... la... la... la... la..."

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Mistress Talking to Maid

Cleaner