Midnight Milkmaid Pillows

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Cook and her Maids

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

In the art gallery

Saying Grace.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Welcome to the United States."

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Cinderella mopping up

Vanity artist

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Culinary Culture.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"You guys going to help out or what?" "Nah." "Doubt it." "Tra... la... la... la... la..."

Cleaner

Mistress Talking to Maid