Midnight Malarkey Enthusiast Pillows

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

The Centaur of Attention.

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

Man takes mermaid to vet.