Midnight Malarkey Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Did you have a cat?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

The Centaur of Attention.

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'