Midnight Caregivers Gifts

"Having fun there little guy?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Father

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

The modern generation!

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Separation Anxiety

'I hope you haven't taken a turn for the nurse.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."