Middle-man Musings Pillows

Add a touch of thoughtful humor to any space with our cozy pillows inspired by musings and creative reflections. Great for lounging or inspiring conversations.

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"Why don't we fling them all over the pavement ourselves, and cut out the middle-man?"

"Why don't we fling them all over the pavement ourselves, and cut out the middle-man?" mockup

"Why don't we fling them all over the pavement ourselves, and cut out the middle-man?"

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?" mockup

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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"This position has become very important to the company."

"This position has become very important to the company." mockup

"This position has become very important to the company."

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'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.' mockup

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

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'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.' mockup

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

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Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop' mockup

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

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'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.' mockup

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

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High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting mockup

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

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"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change." mockup

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

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"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management." mockup

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

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Fantasy Business Management

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'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!' mockup

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

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'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.' mockup

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

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"My God! There goes middle management." mockup

"My God! There goes middle management."

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'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.' mockup

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

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"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should." mockup

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

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'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!' mockup

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

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'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

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"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy." mockup

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

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"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...." mockup

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

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The Department of Lessons Learned... mockup

The Department of Lessons Learned...

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'You are here.'

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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours." mockup

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

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"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake." mockup

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

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This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair. mockup

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

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Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats). mockup

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

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'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.'

'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.' mockup

'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.'

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Middle Management

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Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield. mockup

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

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'This doesn't look good.'

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Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management'

Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management' mockup

Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management'

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"I need to reduce operating costs by 20 percent...so that means pay cuts for everybody. But since this move requires the skills of a highly trained manager...I'm giving myself a performance bonus.

"I need to reduce operating costs by 20 percent...so that means pay cuts for everybody. But since this move requires the skills of a highly trained manager...I'm giving myself a performance bonus.

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