Microwave Experimenter T-Shirts

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Miami Mice

The Inexperienced Cook

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Professor...what are you doing?

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'