Microwave Technician T-Shirts

'There is no chef. Would you like to take it up with one of our microwave technicians?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Tortoise and the Hare

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

Audiovisual law

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I'm making pot pie.'

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Joe's Bar and Microwave 'The grill got busted.'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

"Latest in Microwave Technology."