Microwave Experimenter Prints

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Jazz is Invented

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

The Inexperienced Cook

Miami Mice

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

TV Chef Cooking Range

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Professor...what are you doing?

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"We're making progress."