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'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Early music

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Serpent Instrument player

'Pluck me.'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

The woodwind section

Bass Camp

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

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Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"