Microphone Jokester Mugs

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Early music

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Pluck me.'

Serpent Instrument player

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Bass Camp

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

The woodwind section

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"